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		<title>The Real Tuesday Weld &#8211; Live</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>The band will be playing shows on:<br />
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February 10th 2012<br />
<a href="http://www.handelsbeurs.be/nl" target="_blank">Handelsbeurs Concertzaal </a><br />
Gent, BELGIUM<br />
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February 11th 2012<br />
<a href="http://www.botanique.be/en/artist/real-tuesday-weld" target="_blank">Botanique </a><br />
Brussels, BELGIUM<br />
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February 12th 2012<br />
<a href="http://www.cafconc-ensisheim.com/site/" target="_blank">Cafe Conc</a><br />
Enisheim, FRANCE<br />
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February 13th 2012<br />
<a href="http://www.lecomedyclub.com/" target="_blank">Le Comedy Club </a><br />
Paris, FRANCE<br />
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They would love to meet old friends and make new ones whilst there.</p>
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		<link>http://antiquebeat.co.uk/news/2012/02/the-real-tuesday-weld-paris/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=the-real-tuesday-weld-paris</link>
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		<title>Valentine Gifts</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>With Valentine day fast approaching here are a selection of our lovely gifts with which to spoil your loved one or yourself &#8211; a <a href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/products/accessories/2011/05/test-pookie-02/" title="Cupie Brooch">Winged Cupie Brooch</a> by Zaza de la Hey, a semi precious neclace by <a href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/artists/les-bijoux-de-raniji/" title="Les Bijoux de Raniji">Raniji</a>, <a href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/products/clothes/2011/07/lamour-et-la-morte-socks/" title="L’Amour et la Morte Socks">L&#8217;Amour et la Morte</a> socks by SpillyJane Knits or the music recorded on &#8216;Valentine&#8217;s Eve 2012 and beamed back in a dream&#8217; by  <a href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/products/music/2011/08/the-clerkenwell-kid-live-at-the-end-of-the-world/" title="Live at the End of the World">The Real Tuesday Weld</a>. </p>
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		<link>http://antiquebeat.co.uk/news/2012/02/valentine-gifts/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=valentine-gifts</link>
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		<title>Independent on Sunday &#8211; 4/5</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>The Independent Sunday 8 January 2012<br />
Lazarus and the Plane Crash<br />
Horseplay<br />
<em>by Simon Price</em><br />
****<br />
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Lazarus and the Plane Crash is a project fronted by Joe Coles of defunct berserkers The Guillotines and Stephen Coates, aka The Real Tuesday Weld aka The Clerkenwell Kid.  <em>Horseplay</em>, whose oversized packaging folds out into a Ouija board, is a peripatetic, eclectic magpie&#8217;s nest of styles, with Coles alternating between a badass Beef-heartian blues rasp and a more courtly Cole Porter diction, while Coates provides an alluring cut-and-past backing of vintage found sounds.  </p>
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		<link>http://antiquebeat.co.uk/press/2012/01/independent-on-sunday/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=independent-on-sunday</link>
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		<title>Independent &#8211; 4/5</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/reviews/album-lazarus-and-the-plane-crash-horseplay-antique-beat-6285363.html" target="_blank">The Independent</a> 6 January 2012<br />
Lazarus and the Plane Crash<br />
Horseplay<br />
<em>by Andy Gill</em><br />
****<br />
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<p>In their determination to go out on any limb, regardless of taste or safety, Lazarus and the Plane Crash &#8211; a collaboration between Guillotines singer Joe Coles and Stephen Coates, grey eminence behind The Real Tuesday Weld &#8211; display the kind of risk-taking absent from The Maccabees&#8217; album.  Coates stitches together jazz samples, wailing bluesharp, wheezing squeezebox and scarified guitar, while Coles leaps in with off the cuff vocals that test the boundaries of propriety, delivered in a snarling croak akin to Tom Waits.  It&#8217;s the id-monster having a party, coming on outrageously to anything that walks, with no mind for civility and a healthy regard for mortatlity; &#8220;This fleshy cage, it&#8217;s all the rage/You dance around for a bit, then they chuck you in an earthy pit.&#8221;</p>
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		<link>http://antiquebeat.co.uk/press/2012/01/independent-45/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=independent-45</link>
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		<title>Horseplay Digital Download</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/01-King-of-the-Village-Fete.mp3">01 King of the Village Fete</a><br />
<a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/02-Mating-Dance.mp3">02 Mating Dance</a><br />
<a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/03-The-Clays-a-Calling.mp3">03 The Clays a Calling</a><br />
<a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/04-Horn-for-the-Whole-Damn-World.mp3">04 Horn for the Whole Damn World</a><br />
<a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/05-Violent-Men.mp3">05 Violent Men</a><br />
<a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/06-Naked-and-Nasty.mp3">06 Naked and Nasty</a><br />
<a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/07-Im-Going-Deaf.mp3">07 Im Going Deaf</a><br />
<a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/08-Nasty-and-Naked.mp3">08 Nasty and Naked</a><br />
<a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/09-Spring-Heeled-Jack.mp3">09 Spring Heeled Jack</a><br />
<a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/10-Two-Frankfurters.mp3">10 Two Frankfurters</a><br />
<a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/11-My-little-Tiger.mp3">11 My little Tiger</a><br />
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<a href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/artists/lazarus-plane-crash/" title="Lazarus and The Plane Crash">Lazarus and The Plane Crash</a>’s ‘Horseplay’ is a collision between incendiary prime mover and vocalist Joe Coles of The Guillotines and producer <a href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/artists/the-clerkenwell-kid/" title="The Clerkenwell Kid">The Clerkenwell Kid</a> of <a href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/artists/the-real-tuesday-weld/" title="The Real Tuesday Weld">The Real Tuesday Weld</a>.<br />
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The Kid says: “<em>These songs mix garage rock, gypsy jazz, cut-and-paste sampling, sexual over-excitement, violence and torch song pathos under spontaneous versifying. It was put together in a studio by the Thames rather like Doctor Frankenstein and Igor assembling a bricolage of musical body parts from borrowed bits and pieces. Joe would arrive, usually late, and tanked and cranked up after bad wine and tobacco, we’d pull the lever until the current arced across the room and the twitching started. Usually single takes and a subsequent laborious stitching process were all that were needed</em>.”<br />
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<p>Joe says: “<em>The words to the songs were all written as they’re sung, its important to me that the sub-concious is allowed to puke out whatever it wants to and that is why I try to avoid a pen and paper. I believe a song should sing itself and any slow thinking that goes into the words will only weaken what’s trying to be expressed. There’s lots in these songs about sex, animals and about a wired, ecstatic feeling like a JG Ballard story, where the pilot of a stolen plane crashes into Shepperton and becomes this pagan demigod fucking everything and teaching the locals how to fly</em>.”<br />
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<p>To buy a limited edition album with Ouija board and instructions go <a href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/products/music/2012/01/horseplay/">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Horseplay Album Launch</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Join us for the Lazarus and The Plane Crash album launch on January 14th 2012 at 7.30pm<br />
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Sebright Arms,<br />
34 Coate St,<br />
Bethnal Green,<br />
London E2 9AG<br />
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Get full details <a href="http://www.facebook.com/events/148501541926546/">here </a><br />
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Join Lazarus on <a href="http://www.facebook.com/people/Lazarus-Planecrash/100001202974468?sk=wall" target="_blank">Facebook</a><br />
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Buy the &#8216;Horseplay&#8217; album and ouija board <a href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/products/music/2012/01/horseplay/">here</a><br />
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Read reviews <a href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/press/">here</a></p>
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		<link>http://antiquebeat.co.uk/news/2012/01/horseplay-launch/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=horseplay-launch</link>
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		<title>Uncut &#8211; 3/5</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Uncut January 2012<br />
Lazarus and The Plane Crash<br />
Horseplay<br />
<em>by Peter Watts</em><br />
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Deranged gypsy pop meets Tom Waits on this oddball dark delight</strong><br />
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Seemingly influenced evenly by Waits, black magic and The Cramps, this appealing curio features Joe Coles of The Guillotines working with The Clerkenwell Kid, producer of the kaleidoscopic The Real Tuesday Weld.  It&#8217;s a suitably weird stew, mixing brothel creepers like &#8220;Two Frankfurters&#8221; with gypsy pop like &#8220;Mating Dance&#8221; and gleeful psychobilly brawlers like &#8220;Nasty And Naked&#8221; with Waitsian bawlers like &#8220;Violent Men&#8221;.  The fact it is packaged in a simulacra of an Ouija board and references mythical London monster Spring-Heeled Jack only adds to the sense of bewildering charm.</p>
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		<link>http://antiquebeat.co.uk/press/2012/01/uncut/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=uncut</link>
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		<title>The Top 5 Concept Albums of 2011</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>John Schaefer from NPR has listed The Last Werewolf as one of the top 5 concept Albums of 2011.  Congratulations The Real Tuesday Weld!<br />
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Read the full article <a href="http://www.npr.org/2011/12/07/143289920/music-and-the-big-idea-the-top-5-concept-albums-of-2011" target="_blank">here</a></p>
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		<link>http://antiquebeat.co.uk/news/2012/01/the-top-5-concept-albums-of-2011/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=the-top-5-concept-albums-of-2011</link>
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		<title>Horseplay Album &amp; Ouija Board</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/01-King-of-the-Village-Fete.mp3">01 King of the Village Fete</a><br />
<a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/02-Mating-Dance.mp3">02 Mating Dance</a><br />
<a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/03-The-Clays-a-Calling.mp3">03 The Clays a Calling</a><br />
<a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/04-Horn-for-the-Whole-Damn-World.mp3">04 Horn for the Whole Damn World</a><br />
<a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/05-Violent-Men.mp3">05 Violent Men</a><br />
<a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/06-Naked-and-Nasty.mp3">06 Naked and Nasty</a><br />
<a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/07-Im-Going-Deaf.mp3">07 Im Going Deaf</a><br />
<a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/08-Nasty-and-Naked.mp3">08 Nasty and Naked</a><br />
<a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/09-Spring-Heeled-Jack.mp3">09 Spring Heeled Jack</a><br />
<a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/10-Two-Frankfurters.mp3">10 Two Frankfurters</a><br />
<a class="wpaudio" href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/11-My-little-Tiger.mp3">11 My little Tiger</a><br />
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<a href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/artists/lazarus-plane-crash/" title="Lazarus and The Plane Crash">Lazarus and The Plane Crash&#8217;s</a> &#8216;Horseplay&#8217; is a collision between incendiary prime mover and vocalist Joe Coles of The Guillotines and producer <a href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/artists/the-clerkenwell-kid/" title="The Clerkenwell Kid">The Clerkenwell Kid</a> of <a href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/artists/the-real-tuesday-weld/" title="The Real Tuesday Weld">The Real Tuesday Weld</a>.<br />
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The limited edition CD  designed by Catherine Anyango, comes with its own operational Ouija board, Planchet and instructions.<br />
Use at your discretion. We have been using it to work out what will happen to the music industry and it has told us that Joe Coles will become a star..<br />
If you want to see why and are in London, join us at the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/events/148501541926546/" target="_blank">album launch</a> on January 14th.<br />
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The Kid says:  &#8220;<em>These songs mix garage rock, gypsy jazz, cut-and-paste sampling, sexual over-excitement, violence and torch song pathos under spontaneous versifying. It was put together in a studio by the Thames rather like Doctor Frankenstein and Igor assembling a bricolage of musical body parts from borrowed bits and pieces.   Joe would arrive, usually late, and tanked and cranked up after bad wine and tobacco, we&#8217;d pull the lever until the current arced across the room and the twitching started.  Usually single takes and a subsequent laborious stitching process were all that were needed</em>.&#8221;<br />
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Joe says: &#8220;<em>The words to the songs were all written as they&#8217;re sung, its important to me</em>&#8230; <a href="http://antiquebeat.co.uk/products/music/2012/01/horseplay/" class="read_more">Read more</a></p>]]></description>
		<link>http://antiquebeat.co.uk/products/music/2012/01/horseplay/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=horseplay</link>
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		<title>Arctic Circle Christmas Broadcast</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>20 December 7.30pm<br />
Price: £8.00 adv / £10.00 door<br />
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<a href="http://www.jointhecircle.net/" target="_blank">Arctic Circle</a> Radio present an evening of Christmas themed music and conversation with a range of special guests including City Shanty Band, Piney Gir, Gill Sandell, Ted Barnes, The Real Tuesday Weld, Samantha Whates and Jess Bryant with many more to be confirmed.<br />
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Join host Ben Eshmade by the fire for a very special edition of Arctic Circle Radio which will be recorded for the first time in front of a live audience.<br />
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<p>Buy tickets <a href="http://www.wegottickets.com/event/144838" target="_blank">here</a></p>
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		<link>http://antiquebeat.co.uk/news/2011/12/arctic-circle-christmas-broadcast/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=arctic-circle-christmas-broadcast</link>
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